Monday, June 15, 2009

This could happen...

I read the below story recently and it has made me laugh and laugh. This happens to me all the time. I get very distracted and go from one thing to the next. I could write one of these everyday, it is based on a series of children's books that I love to read my kids.


If You Give A Mom A Muffin

Original Author Unknown

If you give a mom a muffin, 
She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it. 
She'll pour herself some. 
Her three-year-old will spill the coffee. 
She'll wipe it up. 
Wiping the floor, she'll find dirty socks. 
She'll remember she has to do laundry. 
When she puts the laundry in the washer, 
She'll trip over boots and bump into the freezer. 
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan for supper. 
She will get out a pound of hamburger. 
She'll look for her cookbook ("101 Things To Do With a Pound of Hamburger"). 
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail. 
She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow. 
She will look for her checkbook. 
The check book is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year-old. 
She'll smell something funny. 
She'll change the two year old's diaper. 
While she is changing the diaper, the phone will ring. 
Her five-year-old will answer and hang up. 
She'll remember she wants to phone a friend for coffee. 
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup. 
And chances are… 
If she has a cup of coffee, 
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.

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